i'm not into fat chicks but if i wasn't already seeing someone id still totally bang you
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rendezvousramen:

rabbitlounge:

Even if I’m really thirsty, I’d rather not drink from the toilet.

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asolitaryfuck:

deanprincesster:

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology

Get out.

fedswatching:

harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

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victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

unacted:

relationship goal: a relationship